Robot Number 2

"And let's just suppose, shall we, that the other robot... contains a ten megaton bomb!"

- Sarge



Robot Number 2 was a robot who was built by Sarge to be Church's body. In exchange for Donut, Sarge had to build both Robot Number 2 and Francisco Montegue Zanzibar, so Tex and Church would have bodies to possess. Robot Number 2 was named such because of an "overclocked sass-back chip". He is only able to speak in a series of noises, such as the tune from Close Encounters of the Third Kind, with the final tone replaced by a duck sound, and a pair of touch-tones followed by the Macintosh alert sound "Eep!". Robot Number 2 has a bomb implanted in him, as well as the added function to punch Grif in the head upon hearing the codeword, "Dirtbag". He was possessed by Church during the Parabola of Mystery, and like Francisco Montegue Zanzibar, lost all self-sustainability afterwards. At the end of Reconstruction, he was left at Command after he fell out of Caboose's warthog.